Cabbage [cabbage cabbage cabbagey cabbage~]

[gladdecease]

Title: Cabbage
Challenge: #110, Monty Python (theavatar100)
Word Count: 166
Notes: ...DEAR GOD. Could it get much crackier?

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He buffed the front counter as the cafe opened for the day. It had taken a lot of effort, but he finally had a store of his own, where he could answer the cries of the masses!

"Morning," a regular customer said as she walked in. "What's on the menu today?"

He glanced at the menu chalked on the wall. "Well, there's egg and rice; egg, rice and beans; egg and cabbage; egg, rice and cabbage; egg, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, rice, beans and cabbage; cabbage, egg, cabbage, cabbage, rice and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, egg and cabbage; cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage, sprouts, cabbage, cabbage, cabbage and cabbage; queen bee-crab cakes in a lobsterpus sauce garnished with salmon-bird roe and rice wine, and with an egg on top and cabbage."

"...I'll have the usual, then?"

He pulled out a fresh cabbage. "Right away!"

An elderly woman standing in line frowned miserably. "Don't you have something with no cabbage? I don't like cabbage!"

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Comments

[zelscar.livejournal.com]

I just love this drabble! "'Bleh!' 'What do you mean 'bleh?' I don't like cabbage!!" My friends and I are planning to do this for the talent show...Only we're a bit short of Vikings...Damn the luck...

[gladdecease]

Do you mean you'll be saying cabbage, or you'll be doing the original skit?

Either one is really awesome, but I don't think your audience would understand the cabbage.

I'm glad you like it!

[zelscar.livejournal.com]

lol We're planning on useing Spam. Especially since my friends wouldn't exactly understand the cabbage either...^^'' And that almost no one around here knows about Monty Python either O.o The unrighteous creatures!

[gladdecease]

Seriously? That's pretty awful.

[zelscar.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. We did the Spanish Inquisition last year, and while people did think that it was funny...They had no clue what they were laughing at