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[gladdecease]

inoa kapakapa (nickname) (839 words) by gladdecease
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve McGarrett/Danny "Danno" Williams (pre-slash)
Characters: Steve McGarrett, Lori Weston
Summary:

An attempt to explain to Lori how things work gets promptly tilted on its side.
(Post-ep for Ka Iwi Kapu.)