glad_fics | This calls for Porn! [*sigh* hokage-sama~]

These are several drabbles I'm considering for the contest at

naruto100. I'm sure about some I'm not entering, but I like most of them a lot. So, for storing purposes, I'm posting them all.

Title: This calls for Porn!
Challenge: Sasuke's Return
Bonuses: non-Naruto Rokudaime, reactions
Word Count: 128

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“Hokage-sama,” Shizune cried dramatically as she rushed into the Hokage’s office. “Someone’s been spotted inside the village gates! He’s walking casually, and with no sign of any village affiliation; what should we do?”

The Rokudaime pondered this carefully and at great length. Finally coming up with an idea, he smacked a fist into his open palm. “I’ve got it!”

“Really, Hokage-sama?”

“This calls for porn!”

Not even fazed, Shizune pressed again. “What should we do to solve this problem, Hokage-sama?”

He shrugged. “Beats me.”

“…you had an entire village of idiots to pick from, and you chose this pervert?”

Shizune sighed. “Jiraiya-sama wanted to try out the job, Sasuke-san. I’m sure he’ll get bored fast when he realizes he doesn’t get free porn like Tsunade-sama said he would.”

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